Can't see

Levi: "Mom? I can't find my {soft} bowling ball. You help me find it?"

Me: "No, bud, you just had it. Where did you put it?"

Levi: "I don't remember."

Me: "Well, why don't you look in your living room?" {living room is what he calls his bedroom}

Levi: "I need glasses. I can't see to find it."

It's a hard knock life

Levi wanted to call his uncle ...

Levi: "Hi, Nick."

Nick: "Hi Levi. How are you."

Levi: "I had a hard day today. I couldn't find me new tennis shoes."

Hard day, huh?

Rock-a-bye

This morning, Levi picks up his shoe, cradles it like a baby, and sings ...

Rockin my baby
In the treeeeeee top!