How do you respond to ...

"Mom? Girls have boobs."

Porter Quarter

There's a little boy in Levi's preschool class named Porter.

Levi calls him "Quarter."

Bessie

Levi is obsessed with the movie "Cars" ... he watches it over and over and never gets sick of it. One day he looks at me and says "Mom. You're like Bessie."

Bessie - for you Cars fans - is the giant paver that attaches to Lightning's bumper so he pull it to repave the road.

Thanks, kiddo.

Pink eye

Levi came home with what I thought was pinkeye - I said to him, "Bubbie, I really hope you don't have pinkeye."

To which he replied with "No, mom. I have BLUE eyes."