Can't see

Levi: "Mom? I can't find my {soft} bowling ball. You help me find it?"

Me: "No, bud, you just had it. Where did you put it?"

Levi: "I don't remember."

Me: "Well, why don't you look in your living room?" {living room is what he calls his bedroom}

Levi: "I need glasses. I can't see to find it."

It's a hard knock life

Levi wanted to call his uncle ...

Levi: "Hi, Nick."

Nick: "Hi Levi. How are you."

Levi: "I had a hard day today. I couldn't find me new tennis shoes."

Hard day, huh?

Rock-a-bye

This morning, Levi picks up his shoe, cradles it like a baby, and sings ...

Rockin my baby
In the treeeeeee top!

How do you respond to ...

"Mom? Girls have boobs."

Porter Quarter

There's a little boy in Levi's preschool class named Porter.

Levi calls him "Quarter."

Bessie

Levi is obsessed with the movie "Cars" ... he watches it over and over and never gets sick of it. One day he looks at me and says "Mom. You're like Bessie."

Bessie - for you Cars fans - is the giant paver that attaches to Lightning's bumper so he pull it to repave the road.

Thanks, kiddo.

Pink eye

Levi came home with what I thought was pinkeye - I said to him, "Bubbie, I really hope you don't have pinkeye."

To which he replied with "No, mom. I have BLUE eyes."